Mr Vettel...

Being honest Seb,

I love you, I really do!

You’ve got an awesome personality,

And a great sense of humour too!

 

You deserve the success,

Im sure you work incredibly hard,

But sometimes I get annoyed watching races,

Because it seems you’ve drawn the lucky card.

 

Your car’s like a rocket,

It’s got amazing down force and pace.

Im not surprised you’re winning races,

When you’ve got Neweys’ genius on the case!

 

Im not saying you haven’t had to fight for titles,

Because two of them you have…

2010 and 12 were incredible,

But the other two years have been rather drab!

 

It may not be yours or Red Bulls fault,

Other teams could be blamed for not putting up a fight!

But fans want to see a title that goes down to the wire,

A championship that’s really tight.

 

In my eyes you’re not a great…yet!

But I know some people who think you are.

I hope you prove me wrong Seb,

And show me it’s not all down to the car…